So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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