you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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