She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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