found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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