1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
