Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I wear drunk well.
My life is pants optional.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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