She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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