I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
he shaved USA in his pubs
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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