that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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