I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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