...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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