I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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