Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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