I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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