I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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