This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
cat food counts as protein by the way
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize