Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
