so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Boobs are out for the taking
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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