Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So many bounce houses so little time
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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