That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Randomize
