Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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