You made me cry and you don't even care
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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