I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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