At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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