sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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