I can't watch pbs sober anymore
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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