After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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