Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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