Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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