Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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