I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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