did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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