Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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