I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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