O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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