I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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