His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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