Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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