I got chris browned last night
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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