So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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