We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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