We won't sleep together?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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