i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
