So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
