If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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