Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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