when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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