She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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