gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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