I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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