I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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