are you so shy because you have an std?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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