yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Randomize
