Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Dear god my vagina.
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