Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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