Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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